I googled a gaggle of geese (and am bored)

New Google searches!

"picture of jesus hugging someone"
"good burger Nickelodeon movies" (I'm a bit embarrassed about this one)
"dale mail"
"define the difference between divinity and theology" (you're in the wrong place, soldier)
"coffee hour"
"bowchickabowow definition"

By the way, this is some of the paid advertisements on the bottom of a google search for "yale divinity school":

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Is anyone else a little unnerved by that?

Update: Oh, some poor soul googled "getting laid yale" and ended up here. How sad... (but hilarious!)

Google me this

Since I'm out-of-state and pining away for my divvies, I thought I'd compile a list of different Google searches people have done that have brought them to OH@YDS.

[any professor] + yale divinity school
tootsie roll lyrics meaning
quote on patriarchal society
graduation from yale divinity school thoughts
jake erickson and yale
beer theology
how hard get into yale divinity school
rudy darcy
lindsey theologian yale (my personal favorite)
meaning of tootsie roll
"german pop" blogspot

Added:
rock paper scissors meaning

By the way, is there some song called "Tootsie Roll" that I don't know about because I'm hopelessly out of touch with mainstream music?

Congratulations YDS Class of '08!

Nobody puts YDS grads in the corner! You're all Baby and everybody else is the awkward sister... We'll be cool one day. I'm not sure who Patrick Swayze is. Maybe Dale Peterson.

Anyway, congratulations!

Feel free to send in any overheards during the summer. Other than that, have a nice time off and try not to think too much about source criticism or eschatology.

Pre-graduation drinking on the Quad

Student: I've seen Britney Spear's vagina before.

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Student: Speaking of labia, [student] makes jewelry.

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Student: I'm just full of saliva tonight.

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Student: I love the sin, but I hate the sinner.



Overheard at: pre-graduation night on the Quad

But who is Calvin endorsing?

Student 1: Did you hear that John Edwards endorsed Obama?
Student 2: Oh... That's nice.
Student 1: Yeah, it's on CNN right now.
Student 2: Ooooooh. I thought you meant Jonathon Edwards, the colonial revivalist.
Student 1: No! You're a nerd!
Student 2: Yeah, I thought it was some weird joke and I just didn't get it.

And you aren't?

Yale College student: Why would you vacation at Myrtle Beach? That's so cliche.

Overheard at: Rudy's

Keg is in the corner, my friend.

(walks into common room)
Graduating student: It's time for me to get drunk!

Overheard at: post-community dinner impromptu dance party

You know it.

(dancing on a table)
Student: This is so much better than in college!

Overhead at: post-community dinner impromptu dance party

Ooh, German pop

(new song begins)
Student: Ooh, 99 Luft Balloons.

Overheard at: community dinner

Jesus invented cheap beer just for div schoolers

Student: You know, I didn't drink cheap beer until I came to div school.

Send us the link?

(walking past each other)
Student 1: Hey, I saw that YouTube video.
Student 2: Fun, right?
Student 1: Yeah!
Student 2: It's so much fun being bad.

Better be one hell of a honeymoon

Female student: Finals make me feel like a bride of Christ... I'm not getting laid until the end times.

I'm not sure I know what that means... or want to.

Gay Male Student - I'm not Anti-Semitic. I just don't date Jewish men.
Female Student - No, no you're Calvinist all the way. Even in the ass!

Overheard in: Commuter lounge

Okay?

Male student 1: Hehe, we're like little girls!

Male student 2: Except we have... (pause)

Male student 1: Big boy hands!

To hide his bunny ears, I've heard

UCC Student: Hey, does anybody besides the Pope get to wear a big hat?

Um... No.

(people studying in quiet)
Student: Does anybody have a Bible?


Overheard at: Common Room

From our friends in midwest (Twin Cities > Chicago)

From Overheard in Minneapolis:

Middle-aged white man: What do we need party supplies for?
Middle-aged white woman (loudly): It’s Pentecost next week!!

Highland Park party store
Overheard by duh, obviously

Niebuhr should stay on the wall where he belongs... but Letty can come out

Student 1: Did you ever notice that Niebuhr's eyes follow you around the room?
Student 2: (pause) Yeah!
Student 3: He reminds me of that guy that comes alive from the portrait in Ghostbusters 2.
Student 1: Do you think there's a slime river underneath YDS?


Overheard in: Common Room

I have had a professor who used pictures to explain theology before

(On the systematics final)
Student: I'm just going to draw a picture of Jesus hugging someone for all my Rahner answers.

Quite an insult

Student: Ugh, he looks like a Yale College student.