Thursday, May 26, 2011

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs! Yum.

(During a discussion of various theology books)
Student 1: How about Eccentric, Kelsey?
Student 2: Which one?  David?  Julie?  Grammer?  Those are all the Kelseys I know.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Sunday Sunday Sunday!

Student 1: "Evangelical free church?  What does that mean?"
Student 2: "Hmm.  Conservative."
Student 1: "Exactly.  There's nothing 'free' about it."

Deadlines usually are a one-way street.

MDiv 1: "I got my grades!  I'm graduating!"
MDiv 2: "I'm taking [excellent and caring scholar's] class.  I may never know."

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Not this week

MAR: "Have you never licked a sweaty brow?"

Monday, May 9, 2011

Is it tequila-flavored?

MDiv: "I have some chrism... let me lubricate your soul!"

Overheard: Anna Liffey's

Saturday, May 7, 2011

See what you've done?!

MDiv: "I can't remember, why is the Eucharist important?"

Overheard: NT study group

I just don't know, man. I just don't know.

MAR: "And how did your vagina get involved?"

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

I know JUST what you mean.

Student, gazing at a passerby's rear end: "Cute bum. (Sighs) Too many people like that bottom."

Monday, May 2, 2011

I'm an artiste!

Martin Jean:  "I'm not a dancer.  I'm a Lutheran."

Overheard: Easter Rejoicing

Easter Shalom!

Chapel full of people arm-in-arm singing "Draw the Circle Wide"

Adele Crawford: "Come on (names 2 students), draw the circle wide!"
Student 1: "But we're having a conversation!"

Overheard: Easter Rejoicing after-party.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Good luck on finals!

funny pictures - Cheezus, son of Ceiling Cat, attempts walking on the wetter for the very first time.

It's your fault for being funny.

MDiv, regarding her frequent presence on this fine blog: "Is this the Truman Show?!"

Mike, can you just put some out by the candy bowl?

MDiv: "You poppin' the 'vil?"

regarding Advil and finals

Well?! How big is it?!

MAR: "So yeah, I was using Google Earth to measure distances across the Sea of Galilee."

Overheard: Common Room

Solution: robe

Student: "If I were a man, I would live in seersucker." (pause) It's a good thing that I'm not a man.  (longer pause) But seriously, I would have seersucker pajamas..."