THAT'S why I love dried fruit so much

Student 1: "What would happen if you blessed raisin bread [for the Eucharist]? Would each of the raisins be blessed? Would each raisin be a little Jesus?"

Student 2: "He is raisin! He is raisin indeed!"

Overheard: The dumpling-making session for the Community Dinner.

Would transubstantiation and substitutionary atonement help us here?

Student: That's awesome! Can we have a plan for zombie invasion?

Overheard: Commuter Lounge