Friday, February 26, 2010

Or THC in the Communion host!

YDS student: "They oughta just put Prozac in the drinking water here."

(p.s., little doves: It's February.  Winter is lameskies.  It will be better soon.)

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

I, too, think rugby is neat.

Professor Minkema: "Hartford was founded by a hooker... a Thomas Hooker!"

Sunday, February 21, 2010

THAT'S why I love dried fruit so much

Student 1: "What would happen if you blessed raisin bread [for the Eucharist]? Would each of the raisins be blessed? Would each raisin be a little Jesus?"

Student 2: "He is raisin! He is raisin indeed!"

Overheard: The dumpling-making session for the Community Dinner.

Friday, February 19, 2010

With God all things are possible

Student 1: "I just figured out why I don't like Karl Barth.  He's an INTJ.  He's very either-or, and he's not going to change."
Student 2: "And he's dead now, so that would make it harder."

Overheard: Commuter Lounge

Sunday, February 14, 2010

You never know...

Student 1 (wearing robe and surplice): "I'll be at dinner once I get out of these things."
Student 2:  "You're not going to wear this lovely outfit?"
Student 1: "Really?  The pregnant penguin look does it for you?"

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Aaah, that explains his college presidency

Transitional Moments TA:  "What's Chauncy's damage, what can you boil it down to?"
MDiv Student:  "He's kind of a tight-ass"

Overheard:  section for Transitional Moments II

Friday, February 5, 2010

What happens if you wash it in the blood of the lamb?

MAR student, after a failed attempt at washing out stains from one of the coffee hour mugs: "It's like original sin. It's un-removable."