Radically mime

Student 1 raises imaginary glass to the glass of 2011
Student 2: "Have you gone radically Methodist?"

Overheard: Class of 2011 reception

Lo! Dope rhymes

Regarding Brother Charles' musical contributions...

STM: "Wesley was a baller!"

Wait! There's one in the back!

(while watching the United Methodist Conference opening ceremonies)

Student: There are so many white men on that stage. Wait! I see a woman bishop! Two! Three!

I need to attend more Methodist dinner parties

Student: He started the story with "I was getting drunk with a Methodist at a dinner party..."
Denys Turner: Oh, Methodists do get drunk at dinner parties.

Overheard at: YDS Hallway

John Wesley was on to something

Person 1: We put the meth in Methodist.

Overheard at: YDS bookstore