And there's nothing wrong with a birthday suit!

Dale Peterson: "It wasn't scandalous; he was just naked."

Overheard: YDS bookstore

He IS the man!

Div Student: Dale! You're the man! I mean that in the complimentary sense, not the misogynistic, patriarchal sense!

Overheard at Spring Fling

Dale Peterson is more like the good witch!

(Dale Peterson walks in room)
Student 1: If Dale Peterson had a theme song, what would it be?
(pause)
Student 2: [sings flying monkey song from Wizard of Oz]
Student 1: [speechless]



... to the candy bowl.

Reverse that... oh wait that was a joke!

Dale Peterson: Oh, it's Joel Yoo and Phil Baden!!

overheard: coffee hour

Kinda meta

Dale Peterson: You know this is all going to end up on Overheard at YDS or on Facebook anyway.

Overheard at: Spring Fling

Woah, woah.

Student: I loved Dr. Ruth! She was exactly like my grandmother.
Dale Peterson: Yeah, but my grandmother didn't tell me to take a full length mirror and look at myself.

Overheard at: Commuter Lounge

That's the last time he gets an invite

Dale Peterson: Sorry everyone... It's the UCC/DOC people, so try to not revolt. Or be revolted.