Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Student 1: Not in vitro fertilization. I can't do that. I'm Catholic. It's a sin.
Student 2: You're single. How are any of the other things we've discussed not a sin?
Student 3: You can try to be sinless; it worked for Mary.
Overheard in: commuter lounge
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Congratulations to both Javen and Oby and Diana and Sarah!
Student 1: I don’t think anyone would actually admit it here.
Willis Jenkins: Yea, they’d be in some serious need of moral therapy…That was actually a test question, I’m gonna have random people come in here and ask questions.
Overheard: Environmental Ethics
Carolyn Sharp: I don't mean to mess with your understanding of the New Testament. That's not my job. That will happen for you next year.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Student 1 (whispers): Was that .com or .org?
Student 2 (whispers): I think .com
(student 1 goes to website)
Student 1: Oooh. (turns bright red)
Kristen Leslie: Yes?
Student 1: Make sure you go to howsexworks.org instead of .com.
Monday, April 20, 2009
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Student 2: Haha, that'd be great!
Student 1: "Jesus is up on the cross"
Student 2: "He's not looking very good."
Student 3: "Can we get rid of all these crying women?"
Student 1: "One of the thieves is yelling something... The other one looks pretty nice."
Student 2: "I don't think that middle one is going to make it..."
overheard: coffee hour
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
Overheard in Theologies of Militarization
Trini- Trini- Trini- Trini-
You're three in One
You're three in O-o-one.
Consubstantial with the Father
But you're three hypostases,
Just like the creeds,
The Nicene cree-ee-eeds.
Student in back: See? Now if we'd been allowed to use laptops, that would have been posted to "Overheard at YDS."
Overheard in: Anglican Colloquium
ahead of the recording): Hey! Don't Patrick Evans this song!
Student 2: Patrick Evans is a verb?
Student 3: Quick! Someone find a gourd!
Overheard at: party
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Student 2. I have been going to school here for three years and I don't understand what you just said.
Señor Downs: Well, Anselmic is a kind of vinegar.
Overheard at Señor Clark Down's hacienda
Friday, April 3, 2009
Beeley: Kenotic christology is Very. Seductive.
Student: It's like you're a hair shirt for her.
Beeley: I've heard that one before.
Beeley: He [William Temple] died in 1944 and I have a special revelation from him; so you see, the Gnostics were underrated.
Overheard: Anglican History and Theology
Overheard at the YDS Student Book Supply:
Student D: Hey, this sale is totally terrible. Micah is the worst manager ever.
Student L: That’s true, but at least he’s a good looking human person.
Student Gamma: Hey, you know what’s going to be great about the sale?
Student 4932: What?
Student Harry Attridge: Micah will have popcorn in the bookstore today like every Friday from 12.00pm-3.30pm! And also, the sale is totally amazing.