Monday, February 28, 2011

I know at least one classmate who agrees vehemently.

MDiv: "To be honest, I kind of resent the fact that I have to wear pants at all."

Sshh. Don't tell the Tea Party.

MDiv: "I came to America to become socialist."

Sunday, February 27, 2011

What does that make Rahner?

Ed Waggonner: "That doesn't mean Karl Barth wasn't God's asshole."

Overheard: Systematic theology

Saturday, February 26, 2011

or the bungalow democrats

MDiv 1: "Log Cabin Republicans?  What's that? Why Log Cabin?  A Lincoln reference?"
MDiv 2: "No.  They're just gay republicans."
MDiv 1: "Oh.  I thought it was because they're closeted... but in a log cabin."

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Oh, darlin' ....

MDiv:  "Save the last dance.... for anal."

Overheard: Body and Soul

Amen, brother.

Bob Wilson: “I’m serious.  Don’t annoy the beaver.” 

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Dolla dolla bills?

(using different dry-erase markers to illustrate a point)

Christopher Beeley: "Let's make the divinity green."
YECC* member: "I always knew it."

(Yale Earth Care Committee - YDS's own Eden brigade)

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Sums up the Psalms, no?

MDiv, at prayer time: "OMG!


Saturday, February 12, 2011

Crystal ball, I guess

MAR (alumnus) to MDiv: "I can't wait 'til you accidentally get pregnant."

Thursday, February 10, 2011

New Chant!

Robert Wilson: "666.  I don't have a clue."

Thursday, February 3, 2011

You'd think they'd be blanks

MDiv: "Wasn't it the Spirit that got Mary pregnant?"

Overheard: Body and Soul

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

That happens on the next level, pilgrim.

MDiv: "If only I could fart with my butt!"

A is for apple, not atonement

MDiv: "G shouldn't be for God.  G should be for guilt!"

But are you naked?

1st year student: "I'm clean and I smell good. That's all that's important."

Overheard: Marquand Chapel

We've got sledding, snacks, and snow days! Send yer kids!

(As the first set of paper topics is being handed out to the class)

Prof. Simmons: "Those of you revelling in Camp Yale, don't worry.  This isn't due for another month."

Overheard: Intro to Christian Ethics II