Well I guess SOMEONE found her calling...

Teresa Berger: "Liturgical studies is the most fascinating this you can do with your clothes on."

Overheard: Foundations of Christian Worship

"It's not a complete list!"

Teresa Berger: "Any faith tradition worth its salt will tell you what to do with your food, your time, your genitals, and your money.  Otherwise it's not a real religion."

Not even a Cardinal?

Teresa Berger: "I don't believe the Trinity is two men and a little bird."

Overheard in Foundations of Christian Worship

Fire truck as herse?

(describing church funerals with no liturgies)
Teresa Berger: ...then you go to the woods and let the fire department bury you.

Overheard: In the Face of Death class

And pastors?

Teresa Berger: No one should work on Sundays except organists.

Overheard: Face of Death