And delicious!

Student's spouse: Tsatsiki sauce has yogurt and cucumbers in it. It's like an expensive facial for your mouth.

Heard in: The Refectory

They'll make you more, you know

Student 1: Ugh! God! They are out of coffee! All four, out of coffee!
Student 2: Good thing it's exam time, cause someone's getting a little bit testy...

Overheard in the refectory:

I vote poison or sting operation

Student: I'm a little disturbed by the amount of people that have suggested poison at a way to figure out who is the Refectory thief.

Not true! Celibate and old people, for instance. Unless you're Harold-and-Mauding it.

Student: You don't live on an island. There's always someone you could be having sex with.

-Overheard in the Refectory

Bible is also NOT a trilogy. Well, could be trinitarian, I guess.

Student: The Lord of the Rings is a long trilogy and there's a lot in it, but not nearly as much as there is in the Bible.

-Overheard in the Refectory