See what you've done?!

MDiv: "I can't remember, why is the Eucharist important?"


Overheard: NT study group

What about fava beans or a nice chianti?

MDiv 1: "Is there meat in this?"
MDiv 2: "Just you-and-me meat."

Overheard: house dinner

Think of it as passing the peace

During Hearty Eucharist:

Student: "I keep wondering if it's inappropriate to say 'cheers' with the blood of Christ."

Overheard: Marquand

Take these baby carrots, they are my fingers, given for thee

Student1: "So, what does this 'Hearty Eucharist' consist of?"
Student2: "What you're really asking is, 'what's in this body of Christ, so I can decide whether I wish to partake?'"...
Student2: Take this hummus. It is my nervous system, given for thee.

Overheard in: Commuter Lounge, just before "Hearty Eucharist."

It's so convenient!

Male student: "I wish I had a menstrual cycle. I wouldn't need a calendar then."

Overheard: off campus

Something you have to tell me about

Drunk student: If I'm going to hell anyway, what's one tryst in a worship space?

Yummy!

Student 1: What'd you do with the leftover body of Jesus?
Student 2: I ate it...
Student 1: ALL OF IT?
Student 2: It was sourdough!

God bless transubstantiation

Student: So...I'm pretty buzzed on the blood of Christ right now...

Overheard: YDS Outing

Jesus is pretty delicious

Student: I don't eat breakfast on Fridays because I know I have to consume everything that's left after Eucharist... I'm also a little drunk because I just killed two chalices on an empty stomach. It was okay though, the third one was grape juice.

Overheard at: Marquand