Monday, May 26, 2008

Pre-graduation drinking on the Quad

Student: I've seen Britney Spear's vagina before.


Student: Speaking of labia, [student] makes jewelry.


Student: I'm just full of saliva tonight.


Student: I love the sin, but I hate the sinner.

Overheard at: pre-graduation night on the Quad

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

But who is Calvin endorsing?

Student 1: Did you hear that John Edwards endorsed Obama?
Student 2: Oh... That's nice.
Student 1: Yeah, it's on CNN right now.
Student 2: Ooooooh. I thought you meant Jonathon Edwards, the colonial revivalist.
Student 1: No! You're a nerd!
Student 2: Yeah, I thought it was some weird joke and I just didn't get it.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

And you aren't?

Yale College student: Why would you vacation at Myrtle Beach? That's so cliche.

Overheard at: Rudy's

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Keg is in the corner, my friend.

(walks into common room)
Graduating student: It's time for me to get drunk!

Overheard at: post-community dinner impromptu dance party

You know it.

(dancing on a table)
Student: This is so much better than in college!

Overhead at: post-community dinner impromptu dance party

Ooh, German pop

(new song begins)
Student: Ooh, 99 Luft Balloons.

Overheard at: community dinner

Jesus invented cheap beer just for div schoolers

Student: You know, I didn't drink cheap beer until I came to div school.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Send us the link?

(walking past each other)
Student 1: Hey, I saw that YouTube video.
Student 2: Fun, right?
Student 1: Yeah!
Student 2: It's so much fun being bad.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Better be one hell of a honeymoon

Female student: Finals make me feel like a bride of Christ... I'm not getting laid until the end times.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

I'm not sure I know what that means... or want to.

Gay Male Student - I'm not Anti-Semitic. I just don't date Jewish men.
Female Student - No, no you're Calvinist all the way. Even in the ass!

Overheard in: Commuter lounge


Male student 1: Hehe, we're like little girls!

Male student 2: Except we have... (pause)

Male student 1: Big boy hands!

To hide his bunny ears, I've heard

UCC Student: Hey, does anybody besides the Pope get to wear a big hat?

Um... No.

(people studying in quiet)
Student: Does anybody have a Bible?

Overheard at: Common Room

From our friends in midwest (Twin Cities > Chicago)

From Overheard in Minneapolis:

Middle-aged white man: What do we need party supplies for?
Middle-aged white woman (loudly): It’s Pentecost next week!!

Highland Park party store
Overheard by duh, obviously

Monday, May 5, 2008

Niebuhr should stay on the wall where he belongs... but Letty can come out

Student 1: Did you ever notice that Niebuhr's eyes follow you around the room?
Student 2: (pause) Yeah!
Student 3: He reminds me of that guy that comes alive from the portrait in Ghostbusters 2.
Student 1: Do you think there's a slime river underneath YDS?

Overheard in: Common Room

I have had a professor who used pictures to explain theology before

(On the systematics final)
Student: I'm just going to draw a picture of Jesus hugging someone for all my Rahner answers.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Quite an insult

Student: Ugh, he looks like a Yale College student.