Friday, June 18, 2010

Go for the heart! Go for the heart!

Hostess: "I bought you birthday candles, but I can't find them.  So you can have the bleeding heart of Mary, or a tea light."

Overheard: Birthday dinner

You're in a prayer sandwich! Don't forget the mayo.

MDiv who lives off campus is chatting with her neighbors.

Neighbor: "So, you go to divinity school?  So does our neighbor two doors down."
MDiv: "Yeah.  [Name] lives on this end of the street, and I live on the other end."
Neighbor: "That's good to know, in an emergency.  You know, if we ever need ..."
MDiv: "Prayed for?"
Neighbor: "I was going to say counseling, but that sounds better."

Overheard: East Rock (off campus)