MDiv who lives off campus is chatting with her neighbors.
Neighbor: "So, you go to divinity school? So does our neighbor two doors down."
MDiv: "Yeah. [Name] lives on this end of the street, and I live on the other end."
Neighbor: "That's good to know, in an emergency. You know, if we ever need ..."
MDiv: "Prayed for?"
Neighbor: "I was going to say counseling, but that sounds better."
Overheard: East Rock (off campus)