I would stop for a burrito first.

Baden: "Why did the Israelite spies go right to the prostitute's house when they entered Jericho? I don't know.  I guess what happens in Jericho stays in Jericho."

But his kid's adorable!

Student on Joel Baden: I imagine his kid crapping and him making some sarcastic comment.

Aw, snap!

Joel Baden: What is this here?
Student 1: Merism.
Joel Baden: So what does that mean?
Student 1: ... Uh, everything?

ˈbī-bəl, actually

Susan Olson: What are you putting out signs for? I don't understand your sign.
Joel Baden: What word don't you understand? Is it this one: bee-ble? Bib-lee?

Overheard: Outside Dale Peterson's office

I bet Baden gives a great Hebrew stump speech

Student: I just went to CNN.com and read that Joel Baden is campaigning in Raleigh, North Carolina... but Joe Biden makes more sense there.

Baden's more exclusive than Jesus, it seems

Student: Hey, is your course full?
Joel Baden: Well, I capped it at four...

Overheard: Common room