Wrong on so many levels

Student 1: I loved Miss Piggy when she was a kid.
(pause)
Student 2: What?
Student 3: When she was a kid? What do you mean?
Student 1: My sister. She loved Miss Piggy.
Student 2: No, you said you loved Miss Piggy when she was a kid.
Student 3: It's Muppet pedophilia!