Get ready, yunguns.

Older parishioner: "I hate the golden years."

The ham was found blameless!

"It was the buffet version of the Daniel miracle."

--Bruce Gordon, telling a story about his dogs astonishingly not touching the Christmas ham when they broke into the house on Christmas Eve

Finally. Something.

(overheard while MDivs are talking about Calvinism)

Lutheran M.Div: "Fist-pound for baggage I don't have. Hashtag!"