Saturday, December 10, 2011

Porno Vultures: A great band name

MDiv student murmuring to another: "I'm spending way too much time writing about the Four Noble Truths."

MAR student at the same table: "I thought you said you're writing about 'porno vultures', and that can't possibly be right..."

Overheard in: The Refectory

If my baby was a slow loris, I wouldn't eat it either.

Female Student: Why are we evolutionarily programmed to love things that have big eyes and move slowly?

Male Student: So we don't eat our children when they wake us up at 3 in the morning...