MDiv student murmuring to another: "I'm spending way too much time writing about the Four Noble Truths."
MAR student at the same table: "I thought you said you're writing about 'porno vultures', and that can't possibly be right..."
Overheard in: The Refectory
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Female Student: Why are we evolutionarily programmed to love things that have big eyes and move slowly?
Male Student: So we don't eat our children when they wake us up at 3 in the morning...