As long as it's lovingly

Student: "I'd lovingly hit it like the blessed child of Christ he that is."

Jesus died for your nightshades

Student 1: "Ick.  Vegetable juice really needs tomato to be good."
2: "Did you get it without tomato?"
1: "Yeah.  Well... this will be my cross today."

Well, a clerical collar does look sort of popped

Unknown student: “You’re not the first person to assume I was a lazy frat boy.”

Bueller? Bueller?

MAR: "If you see Denys Turner, tell him he's supposed to be in the JE Dining Room giving a lecture.  Thanks!"

a true joy, indeed

Student, checking her email: "Woooo!  Class is cancelled! Now I don't have to change my clothes all day!"

Finally! Something practical

MDiv, discussing ordination exams: "I think they should ask what you do when a child experiences kenosis in a choir stall."

Overheard: Berkeley Center