Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Some day you'll open for Hagar, too.

While lying on the cot, donating blood at YDS's blood drive, and feeling it comin' in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh, Lord:

Micah Luce: "Hey Mike! I'm giving blood to Phil Collins!"
Mike Giaquinto: "Just remember not to drum to it."
Micah: "Oh!  I can Def Leppard it!"

Sunday, March 28, 2010

I'm so proud

MAR:  "I'll say douche when I'm good and ready to say douche, darn it!"

Saturday, March 27, 2010

But would he want to listen to his music?

MDiv 1:  "Don't you think Jesus died for Justin Bieber?"
MDiv 2:  "Of course I think Jesus died for Justin Bieber."

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Ride the Lightning, Professor Collins

Adela Collins: "I really enjoy Metallica.  I only have two albums, though."

(proceeds to sing a few lines)

Overheard: Catholic House dinner

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

The belly button is totally fair game, though

Carolyn Sharp: "The hand of God is not something to monkey around with."

Overheard: Psalms Exegesis

Monday, March 8, 2010

Indeed, there can be joy in mourning.

(Discussing the story of Jephthah's daughter - Judges 11:29ff.)

MDiv Student #1: "I wonder what kind of games you play at a party to bewail one's virginity?"

MDiv Student #2: "Sex?"

An Ivy League education really does open doors for you

YDS Student: "I have the best phlebotomist in Boston!"

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Definitely make this one a priest

MDiv Student: "I'm pretty sure that turning tricks is not covered in the Berkeley Rule of Life."

Overheard: Commuter Lounge