Wait wait waitasecond. I thought that was Jesus.

Small child: "Why did you just rip up that paper?"
MDiv Mother: "Because Josh told us to.  And sometimes we do what Josh says."


Overheard: BTFO

THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is what an MDiv gets you.

STM: "What if Ludacris joined the Bruderhof and started rapping under the name Bruda?"

Lo! Dope rhymes

Regarding Brother Charles' musical contributions...

STM: "Wesley was a baller!"

For tonight, we dine in heaven

MDiv 1: "What's that?"
MDiv 2: "It must be the apocalypse."
MDiv 1: "Oh!  Well, I've got snacks."

Upon hearing clanging bells at a Milford beach