Wisdom of the Sea Cockroaches

YDS Alum: "Next time I should pay more attention to the writing on the lobster."

Well, some people stay in academia their whole lives

MAR Alumnus: "What I want to know is at what age am I cut off from the teet?"

Finally, a sign!

Alumna: "You're making ice!"
MDiv: "Just refilling the ice trays!"

Alumna: "It's a sign that you're a decent human being!  Yay!"