Some day you'll open for Hagar, too.

While lying on the cot, donating blood at YDS's blood drive, and feeling it comin' in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh, Lord:

Micah Luce: "Hey Mike! I'm giving blood to Phil Collins!"
Mike Giaquinto: "Just remember not to drum to it."
Micah: "Oh!  I can Def Leppard it!"

I'm so proud

MAR:  "I'll say douche when I'm good and ready to say douche, darn it!"

But would he want to listen to his music?

MDiv 1:  "Don't you think Jesus died for Justin Bieber?"
MDiv 2:  "Of course I think Jesus died for Justin Bieber."

Ride the Lightning, Professor Collins

Adela Collins: "I really enjoy Metallica.  I only have two albums, though."

(proceeds to sing a few lines)

Overheard: Catholic House dinner

The belly button is totally fair game, though

Carolyn Sharp: "The hand of God is not something to monkey around with."

Overheard: Psalms Exegesis

Indeed, there can be joy in mourning.

(Discussing the story of Jephthah's daughter - Judges 11:29ff.)

MDiv Student #1: "I wonder what kind of games you play at a party to bewail one's virginity?"

MDiv Student #2: "Sex?"

An Ivy League education really does open doors for you

YDS Student: "I have the best phlebotomist in Boston!"

Definitely make this one a priest

MDiv Student: "I'm pretty sure that turning tricks is not covered in the Berkeley Rule of Life."

Overheard: Commuter Lounge