I know at least one classmate who agrees vehemently.

MDiv: "To be honest, I kind of resent the fact that I have to wear pants at all."

a true joy, indeed

Student, checking her email: "Woooo!  Class is cancelled! Now I don't have to change my clothes all day!"

In so many ways, buddy

M.A.R., about to finish his semester: "Time to go put on adult pants!"

Why does that person have your pants? Um... never mind.

(leaving voice mail message)
Student: Hey, it's me. GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK. (hangs up)