Yeah, but for a while he was putting on his pants while Prime Minister

Student 1: I was going to go to that Blair lecture last week because I thought it might be my last chance, but then I didn't.
Student 2: Meh, it's just Tony Blair. He puts his pants on one leg at a time like the rest of us.

My lunch date with Blair is tomorrow

Staff 1: (muffled question)
Staff 2: Oh, he's having lunch with Tony Blair.

Overheard: Outside refectory