It's the ringtone for my mom

M.Div. ringtone: "Daaa daaa da da daa..."
Ralph Klein: Is that your candidacy committee calling?

overheard: Lutheran Colloquium

Once you figure out what that means

Student: I once heard this nondenominational pastor preach four or five sermons on sexual morality...
Ralph Klein: He was for it, I presume.

Overheard: Lutheran colloquium