So many metaphors.

Andre Willis: You have to prepare for arguments. That's why you have to sharpen your tools, prepare your arsenal. There's a premise, there's a premise, there's a premise. BAM! Checkmate your ass!

How many ways can I say not classroom appropriate?

Student: When I hear Between the Sheets, I'm not thinking about God.
Andre Willis: (pause) Well, what are you thinking about then?

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Never said you didn't, either.

Andre Willis: I can't put the music up tonight since I got something until 9:30.
Student: You go to church? Aw!
Andre Willis: Nah, I never said I go to church!

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Who would win in a fight, Optimus Prime or HR Niebuhr? Tough call.

(On Niebuhr's Christ and Culture)
Andre Willis: And Christ the transformer... hah, wasn't that movie called Transformers... of culture.

Overheard at: Christianity and Culture

Kobe thanks you in the name of Christian love

Andre Willis: If it helps me to love him more to go watch Kobe tonight, then that's what I'll do! As long as Kobe wins.

Overheard at: Christianity and Culture

I bet the Niebhurs have less sequined outfits

Andre Willis: Can you imagine being a Niebhur? It's like being part of the Jacksons.

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