Boy! The New Testament is full of surprises!

Diana Swancutt: "Sex constitutes marriage.  And it's not just a two-way, it's a three-way."

Overheard in: New Testament

You're the professor. You get to talk any time you like!

Diana Swancutt: "The reason I'm talking to you is my PowerPoint doesn't work.  It's a pretty PowerPoint."

Overheard: NT Interpretation

Who knows where we would be without pancakes!

Diana Swancutt: His gaze of someone else disrupted his ability to eat pancakes! This is not a minor thing! Society is structured on IHOP!

Overheard: GLBTQ Pastoral Care