Finally. Something.

(overheard while MDivs are talking about Calvinism)

Lutheran M.Div: "Fist-pound for baggage I don't have. Hashtag!"

But have you seen his robes? So gay.

MAR student: Although you may be judged at the eschaton for thinking Luther was a mo.

overheard: common room

They live on it when they're ice fishing!

Denys Turner: The Lutherans all congregate around Lake Wobegon, don't they?

Overheard: Commuter Lounge

Good logic.

Student 1: Who are you rooting for in the Super Bowl?
Student 2: Well, Luther's father was a miner and I don't think he'd support the Cardinals...

Not Luther!

Lutheran: Who knew Lutherans could be interesting?

Lutherans are the Midwest's number one crop

Bob Wilson: He comes from a small town in Michigan -- or somewhere out there in Lutheran-land.

Overheard in: History and Methods of Hebrew Bible Interpretation

You're not Jerry Seinfeld, sorry

Student 1: ... And what's the deal with Lutherans? They're all like 'ooooo, Luther'.
Student 2: [Student 1], you're just anti-Lutheranitic.

Good friends

Student 1 (female): Hey look, I can make sideburns with my hair, just like yours!

Student 2 (male): I've had these sideburns since forever... before college. (points to them) See, this one is Luther and this one is Erasmus!

Thank you, Margot Fassler

Margot Fassler: Luther is a completely different-looking guy than Calvin. They all have a look. Look at that mouth: that's not the mouth of a prude.

Overheard in: Sacred Music in the Western Christian Tradition

Student: I always thought if I weren't Jewish I'd be Bahá'í... or Lutheran.