Or: 'I should have had beans for lunch.'

Tom Troeger: [Imagine] you want to get to Jesus, but can't because of the crowd. What are you thinking?

Student: Hey, can you act like a leper?

Overheard in: Principles of Preaching

You must feel strongly about this

Tom Troeger: If any of you ever preach a boring sermon, may you go to hell, because there is one thing that the Gospel is not and that is boring.