Oh, religion. Oh, people.

Linky - watch the video. This guy can't be real.

Brush up on your anatomy, buddy

Gay div student: That does not look like a vagi... does it?


Overheard: While playing a party game

What heterophobia

MAR Student: Yeah, so if there were any chance of me being turned gay, [blank] would be the one to do it.
MAR Student 2: But you're really straight, though. You're so straight, it's borderline destructive.
MAR Student 1: I'm destructively heterosexual?
MAR Student 2: Yup.

Where: Curtis Hall

Getting gay married in Marquand

Check out this Yale Daily News article about some fellow Div School students/alums and how they're going to get gay married. The idea of gay Christians perplexes everyone downtown, it seems.

Congratulations to both Javen and Oby and Diana and Sarah!

But have you seen his robes? So gay.

MAR student: Although you may be judged at the eschaton for thinking Luther was a mo.

overheard: common room

What a lovely shade of red you are

(after hearing about a website)
Student 1 (whispers): Was that .com or .org?
Student 2 (whispers): I think .com
(student 1 goes to website)
Student 1: Oooh. (turns bright red)
Kristen Leslie: Yes?
Student 1: Make sure you go to howsexworks.org instead of .com.

Overheard: Gaycare

And I love you for it

M.Div. Student 1: Were you guys instructed to wear easter-like ties?
M.Div. Student 2: No, that's just the gay boy MO.

overheard: whilst drinking post-Easter Rejoicing

Wagons ho!

M.Div. student, reacting to the Iowa gay marriage decision: TO THE WEST!!!

overheard: common room

Gotta love the vag

(noting high HIV infection rates for male-to-male sexual contact and heterosexual sexual contact)
Kristen Leslie: The whole lesson here is to be a lesbian!

Overheard: GLBTQ pastoral care

... he IS an organist, you know.

M.Div. Student: I think the end of [the hymn] outed [the organist].

overheard: coffee hour

I wanna evangelize you

Student preacher: I'm obviously gay. In the conversion scale, I'd be a twofer!

overheard in Marquand Chapel

no babies no babies no babies

Kristen Leslie: They argue that it's anti-family because gay people can't have sex for procreation.
Straight female student to gay student (quietly): We have one thing in common... We've both never had sex for procreation.

overheard: glbtq pastoral care

Yes, yes it was.

Gay student: Oh my god, it's Monday and I forgot to buy my tickets for Rufus Wainwright. (pause) That was the most whiny gay thing I've ever said.

Get thee to a ministerial misconduct class, quick

M.Div: Well, I had never had sex with a woman, so I was ready to have sex with something.

Yeah, and Tron

(cuddling with friends)
Gay student: I feel like a straight man! Cuddle, my women! Make me some beans!
Female student 1: Beans?
Gay student: Is that what straight men like?

Maybe he's a bottom

C. Sharp: Oh you know, we're just overthrowing the dominant suppressive culture narratives...
Student: I'm gay. I'm in no way dominant.

But we love you all the same!

Student: You know, being conservative at YDS must be a lot like being gay elsewhere ... like, some conservatives are in the closet, others are 'out'...

Overheard: in the hall

It is quite lyrical

(reading)
Jake Erickson: That was definitely written by a straight white male. He appreciated the potency of the sentences and not the queer life of poetry.

Maybe it's the beard

Straight student: If I go to a gay bar, I get hit on two or three times. If I go to a straight bar, I get hit on like NEVER.

Overheard: Common Room

I didn't know eHarmony had a mannish woman category

Student 1: eHarmony doesn't match men to men.
Student 2: You could find a mannish woman.
Student 1: Believe me, I've tried.

Overheard: Commuter Lounge