Don't share everything, folks

MDiv: "There are used tissues in my cassock. And they aren't mine."

Overheard: Before Eucharist in Marquand

What about Baal(s)?

Guest preacher: Where did Esther get the gumption? Can I say, where did she get the balls?
Voice from congregation: No!
Guest preacher: Well, I can't think of any other way to say it.

Overheard in Marquand worship

Not too hard?

Emilie Townes, in prayer: Goose them, O God.

overheard: Marquand Chapel

I wanna evangelize you

Student preacher: I'm obviously gay. In the conversion scale, I'd be a twofer!

overheard in Marquand Chapel

Not "get me a sandwich"?

God, to Moses: Well, sweetheart, I'm gonna make it simple. Just four words: "Let my people go."

overheard: Marquand Chapel